Is Your Website Lost?
Without SEO, your website is like an island isolated in the ocean
and your products and services become stranded on it (kind of like Tom Hank’s character in Castaway).

Do you really want your website’s only visitor to be a volleyball named Wilson?

GET OOZLED TODAY! 801-285-0006

Not Your Typical Utah SEO Company! 

Put your hammer pants on ’cause we’re about to break it down.

What’s SEO? Put simply, it’s the process of improving the popularity of your website or web pages in search engines like Google, Yahoo, and Bing. Some (fairly devious) SEO companies will tell you that SEO requires a lot of “fairy dust”. Don’t believe it: SEO is actually pretty easy to understand! But a good SEO strategy does take a lot of time. That’s where we come in.  An effective SEO strategy includes link building, blogging, key word research, and a strong conversion strategy. Web Design and Social Marketing also play a huge role in making and keeping online friends.

SEO is like High School!

Most of us remember our high school days. Maybe we remember cheerleaders, days in detention, or jocks stuffing us in our lockers. But no matter what our high school experience was like, we all had one thing in common: the quest for popularity.

Are you doomed for Loserville?

Google is the most popular kid in SEO High School. If Google likes you, then you no longer have to worry about getting stuffed in your locker: you get to hang out with the in-crowd (businesses on Google’s front page)! But if Google doesn’t like you, then you’re doomed for Loserville until you graduate (go out of business). Hey, we didn’t make the rules. That’s just the way it works, both in high school and on the internet.

If you want web traffic, you need to be cool. Period.

So little Wilson (the volleyball from Castaway?) is your website’s only friend. The two of you are stranded in the ocean looking like a couple of soaking wet idiots that nobody wants to associate with. Google thinks you’re a loser. And, harsh as it sounds, when Google thinks you’re a loser, nobody even cares if you drown: absolutely no one will link to your website. Boo hoo!

How do you get tight with Google?

You hire Hitch. Who’s Hitch? He’s the PR guy played by Will Smith in the movie Hitch. His job is to turn Albert Brennaman from Big Time Loser (note the capital letters) to Big Time Stud so Albert can win Allegra Cole’s heart.  At Oozle, we’re Hitch and you’re Albert Brennaman.

Your personal cool advisors.

We tell you what clothes are cool or LAME, which accessories are all the rage, and which people to associate with. Basically, we give you a cool makeover. This builds your online reputation and makes your website a ton of friends.

Now you’re cool (you’re on the front page)!

So both your website and Wilson are looking super suave. Other people in your community are starting to notice, and your popularity is improving. Suddenly, you’ve earned a spot on Google’s front page! Now you face the most important test of all: Google is going to give you a chance to prove that you’re cool enough to interact with his super cool friends – he’s placed you in front of all those people searching for services like yours! If they don’t have a good experience while browsing your website, you’ll be kicked out of the Cool Club immediately, and back into the Lonely Ocean (page 60 of Google Search) with a volleyball for your only friend.

Let us help you stay relevant

The only way you can keep your new friends is to stay relevant. And the only way to stay relevant is to hire Hitch! We are your Hitch: as your PR internet marketing firm, our job is to ensure that your website is always wearing the right clothes and knows what the cool kids are talking about.  It’s time to stop being a loser and get GOOGLED by getting OOZLED!